- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Justin Beiber is a good singer

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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