What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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nickel back

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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BOTTOM!!!

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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