Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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