- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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