Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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