A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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