- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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