- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

The Female Orgasm

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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