- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

human centipede

you dint have to be a jew matt

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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