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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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