- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

hi michael

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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