- Anti Joke

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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