- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

whats brown and booky a book.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Good afternoon.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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