A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Chris Bosh's neck

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Where's the dick??? east

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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