what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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YES! EXACTLY!

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Skrillex.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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