- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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