- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

An Asian with a big dick.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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