- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Matt is a Duster!

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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