- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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