A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

being sober in a bar fight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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