How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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