- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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