- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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