Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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