- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Basically copying you.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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