- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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