- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

whats the capital of congo famine

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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