- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

NASCAR being considered a sport.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

So a seal walks into a club.

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