you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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