what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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So a seal walks into a club.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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