- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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