- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A man walks into a bar

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

what do you call your mom? mom

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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