- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

what is racecar backwards in reverse

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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