A man buys a prius

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

No!

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

epic win?

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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