- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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