How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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