- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Girls soccer

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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