What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Robin, get in the batmobile

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

mexicans fishing

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Trump will make America great again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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