My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

There is no I in Pie except for the I

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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