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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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