Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

This is an anti-joke.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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