What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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