whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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So does Blake

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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