- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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