- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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