- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

hey, my names mark.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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