- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

The Game.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

penis?

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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