- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Flowers are colors Love me

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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