- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Please? No.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Anti Joke

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