- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Your mom.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

every knight i see an owl at window

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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