- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

penis haha

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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