- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

osama bin laden is dead

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