Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What is the name of the car? What

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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