- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Shea's sty....

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??