Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Good afternoon.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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