what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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