A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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women's rights

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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