Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Women's rights.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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