- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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honest politician

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Allah walked into AK Bar

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