- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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