- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

honest politician

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

You know what's funny? A well told joke

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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