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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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