Women's rights

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

who is awesome? no one...

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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