A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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