there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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