a man walked into a bar....

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Rebecca Black.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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