- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Im cute hehehee

school homewrok

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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