Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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