What is cowboy say

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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My mom

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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People with cancer.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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