- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

DEATH.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

8===D

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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