Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What is the difference?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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