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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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