What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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