Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What is the difference?

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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