What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Tucker Rivera

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

no pun intended

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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