- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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