I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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I'm Coming

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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