- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

YEAH THEY DO!

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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